If you’ve cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you may have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline - that’s normal. We’ve been shooting you with an invisible beam that’s supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is it’s working.
Cave Johnson, Portal 2
It may just be that I’m up really late, but this makes me laugh so hard.
C.R.E.A.M., get the money.
From Cracked’s “25 modern items that will baffle future archaeologists”.
I see you driving,
round town with the girl I love,
and I’m like, “haiku”!
Our latest video… A&E Intervention, featuring Nathan & I as serial killers.
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A message to my 138 followers.
Source: loldwell.com
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